Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all. My name is feared in every dirty corner of this island! So you got that job as janitor, after all. First you’d better stop waving it like a feather-duster. Get the POINT? My tongue is sharper then any sword. Sword Master insults I've got a long, sharp lesson for you you to learn today. I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion. I've spoken with apes more polite then you. There are no words for how disgusting you are.

Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh? I'm not going to take your insolence sitting down! I wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me. I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them. You're no match for my brains, you poor fool. I've heard you were a contemptible sneak. I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose. I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle! Nobody's ever drawn blood from me and nobody ever will. He must have taught you everything you know. I once owned a dog that was smarter then you. People fall at my feet when they see me coming. So you got that job as janitor, after all. Soon you'll be wearing my sword like a shish kebab!įirst you'd better stop waving it like a feather-duster. This is the END for you, you gutter-crawling cur!Īnd I've got a little TIP for you, get the POINT?

In the Secret of Monkey Island Special Edition, the Swordmaster will not use 'I've got a long, sharp lesson for you to learn today.' It is in the Ultimate Talkie Edition only when in 'keep original text' mode. The more fights you have, the more insults and responses you learn during the game - then it's just a matter of picking the correct response to each insult. These are the correct responses to the insults you learn during the sword fights.

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